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Disclaimer: Temporal Tales of Woe, its owners, operators, and affiliates are not responsible for any damage or inconvenience caused by time-traveling paradoxes or chrono-disruptions.

By continuing to browse our site, you acknowledge that you understand and accept the risks of temporal instability.

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(Note: Temporal Tales of Woe is a time-traveling, web-based, adventure platform that allows users to explore various timelines, encountering absurd and humorous situations.)