In a land before time, where the fabric of reality was still a loose weave, the most regrettable rulers of our known timeline once held court. Their decisions, a tangled mess of conflicting desires and unfulfilled dreams, left the people in a state of perpetual confusion.
King Blandicus, ruler of the land of Azura, once decreed that all subjects wear only the finest plaid suits, with stripes of varying widths, colors, and patterns. The people, confused, rebelled, and the kingdom was forever changed.
Queen Frivoli, ruler of the land of Elysia, once decreed that all subjects must dance the Macarena on Tuesdays. The people, amused, laughed and ridiculed, and the kingdom was forever changed.