The Great Caper of the Quantum Café
One fateful evening, I stumbled upon a quaint little café in the heart of the multiverse. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee and the chatter of patrons from various timelines wafted through the air, enticing me to take a seat at the counter.
I ordered a 'Time-Traveler's Latte' and struck up a conversation with the enigmatic barista, who revealed to me the dark secrets of the multiverse's coffee shop hierarchy.
"You see, my friend," she whispered, "the multiverse is a delicate balance of flavors, a harmonious blend of coffee, tea, and chrono-dissonance." I raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "And what's the secret to this harmony?" I asked.
She leaned in, her voice barely above a whisper. "It's all about the ratios, my friend. The ratio of cream to sugar, the ratio of espresso to milk, the ratio of temporal displacement to—"
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