```html Temporal Tales of Woe

The Great Clockwork Conspiracy

You've heard the rumors: time is money, time is power_goals_, time is a thief in the night. But do you know the truth? The truth is that time is a lie, a web of deceit spun by the nefarious Clockwork Cartel.

Their mastermind, the enigmatic Timekeeper, has been manipulating the timestream for centuries, bending reality to their whims. But their plans are not without opposition.