The Loop de Loop Committee: Experts in the Art of Temporal Anarchy

As the self-proclaimed guardians of temporal logic, we've taken it upon ourselves to challenge the notion that time is linear. Our research has led us to a groundbreaking discovery: loops are the future!

Our patented Temporal Loop Policy (US Patent #1234567) ensures that time travelers are never truly lost. With our proprietary technology, you'll never have to worry about paradoxes, grandfather clauses, or those pesky Novikov self-consistency principle conundrums.

• Learn more about our Loop Theory
• Join the League of Temporal Loop Heroes
• Sign up for our Temporal Self-Improvement Seminars

Don't let the tedium of a linear timeline hold you back! Join us in our quest to make time prophets great again!

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