Loop Theory is a radical new approach to time travel. It's like, literally, a gun that shoots time. But instead of bullets, it shoots loops. And instead of shooting people, it shoots hours, days, weeks, months, years... you get the idea.
Think of it like this: you're stuck in a never-ending loop of your worst nightmares, and you just want to break free. But the Loop Gun says, "No way, pal. You're stuck with me for the rest of eternity."
So, you ask, what's the point of Loop Theory? Well, my friend, it's simple: to make you appreciate the present moment. Because when you're stuck in a time loop, you'll never have to deal with the existential dread of tomorrow.
But don't just take our word for it! Read all about prophets of the Loop, like the great Loopian, Temporal Tom, who's been stuck in a time loop of his own making for decades.
Prophets of the Loop