Temporal Loop Policy Rebuttal

Looping the Door Handle

WARNING: Temporal Loop Hazards Ahead!
You are now entering the realm of infinite recursion, where the door handle loops back upon itself, creating a vortex of confusion and paradox.

Proceed with Caution (into the door)
Learn about the dangers of temporal loop theory

WARNING: Temporal Loop Hazards Ahead! Do not attempt to touch the door handle, lest you risk becoming trapped in an infinite loop!

Note: The image is not actually hosted on a real URL, it's just an example placeholder. If you want, I can try to find a public domain image of a door handle and replace the src with it.