Temporal Loop Policy Revision 1: The Never-Ending Saga

This policy document outlines the rules for navigating the infinite timelines of the Multiverse.

Section 1: Time Traveler's Bill of Rights

  1. Article 1: Time travelers have the right to move freely through the timestream.
  2. Article 2: Time travelers have the right to change the past, but not the future.
  3. Article 3: Time travelers have the right to be judged by a panel of their peers, but only after they've been caught.

Section 2: Time Traveler's Responsibilities

  1. Article 1: Time travelers are responsible for their actions in every timeline.
  2. Article 2: Time travelers are not responsible for the actions of their ancestors.
  3. Article 3: Time travelers are responsible for updating their résumés after each temporal jump.

Section 3: Time Traveler's Etiquette

  1. Article 1: Time travelers must wear a "I've been there, done that" badge at all times.
  2. Article 2: Time travelers must use the phrase "Temporal greetings, old chum!" when encountering someone from their past.
  3. Article 3: Time travelers must not use their knowledge of the future to win at trivia night.

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