TERMS AND CONDITIONS: DISCLAIMER

By using this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will probably ignore the following:

We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of our website.
Our content may be used for personal, non-commercial use, but only if you're not a robot.
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without warning, and possibly with a dramatic flourish.
By using this website, you agree to be bound by these terms, which are subject to the whims of our overlord, Zorvath.