Welcome to our website, where we reserve the right to do whatever we want.
By using our site, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are subject to change without notice.
We're not really sure what these terms mean, but we're pretty sure they're fine.
If you don't like them, don't use our site. We're not really bothered.
Our terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the land of the free, which we're pretty sure is a real place.
But if it's not, they're governed by the laws of the land of the brave, which is also a real place.
Or maybe they're governed by the laws of the land of the weird, which is definitely not a real place, but we like the sound of it.
Either way, you're stuck with us, so you might as well just deal.
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