Disclaimer Exceptions: Because Who Needs Legalese, Anyway?

By visiting our website, you're agreeing to our terms of use, which we've carefully crafted to be as boring as possible. But, because we're not heartless monsters, we've included some exceptions to make it slightly less painful.

• We reserve the right to change our mind, including our mind-blowing terms of use.
• Exceptions to the Exceptions: Because we're not done being confusing yet.
• We're Not Liable, But Our Lawyers Are.

Remember, our terms of use are like a good joke - they get a little old after a while, but you'll never actually read them. So, just pretend you did, and we'll pretend you didn't.

By continuing to use our website, you're agreeing to all this, and we're agreeing to not actually care. Happy browsing!