Terms & Conditions of Use (T&CU)

Welcome to the most thrilling, action-packed, and utterly confusing website on the internet! By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

• Not to take us seriously.
• To wear a funny hat while reading these T&CU.
• To click on the links, but not too many times.

Section 1: The Unconventional Use of Color

We reserve the right to use any color we please, even if it clashes with your favorite Hawaiian shirt.

Learn more about our questionable color choices

Section 2: The Fine Art of Clicking

We encourage you to click, click, click, but not too much, because we don't want you to get tired.

Read the definitive guide to clicking responsibly

Section 3: The Unwritten Rules of Browsing

You must not browse this site while simultaneously browsing another site. It's like a browsing rodeo, and we're not sure who will get hurt.

Discover the ancient art of browsing with care