The Art of Selfie Toating

A Guide to Taking the Most Epic Selfies Ever

Are you tired of taking boring selfies? Do you want to be the envy of all your friends on the gram? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of selfie toating like a pro.

First, you need to understand the basics:

The Seven Elements of Selfie Toating

• Lighting: The key to a good selfie is good lighting. Don't be afraid to invest in some fancy studio lights.
• Pose: The pose is everything. Practice your smize in front of the mirror.
• Clothing: Wear something that makes you look good, but not too good. You don't want to upstage the photographer.
• Background: Choose a background that makes you look cool, but not too cool. You don't want to look like a try-hard.
• Expression: Show your emotions. If you're happy, be happy. If you're sad, be sad.
• Caption: Write a caption that's witty, but not too witty. You don't want to be a meme.
• Filter: Apply a filter that makes you look like a celebrity. Just kidding, you'll never look like a celebrity.

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to move on to the advanced techniques:

The Seven Deadly Sins of Selfie Toating

• The Double Chin: AKA the double chin. AKA the jowls of doom.
• The Sock Sock: When your socks don't match.
• The Hair Flip: When you flip your hair and it looks like you're trying too hard.
• The Squint: When you squint at the camera and try to look tough.
• The Pout: When you pout and it looks like you're constipated.
• The Wink: When you wink and it looks like you're in a bad relationship.

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