The Dark Art of Faking It

Welcome, amateur charlatan! This is the place where you can learn the ancient art of pretending to be someone you're not. Or, you know, just make up a bunch of stuff and hope no one prophets.

Our curriculum includes:

• Basic Faking 101: The Art of Saying Nothing While Saying Everything
• Advanced Faking: The Science of Forgetting Where You Put the Keys
• Intermediate Faking: The Fine Art of Making Stuff Up As You Go

Don't have time for classes? No worries! Our online tutorials are available 24/7, because let's be real, you're probably not going to remember where you put the keys anyway.

Want to see more of our faking curriculum? Check out our subpages:

• The Art of Saying Nothing - Where we teach the ancient art of speaking while saying nothing.
• How to Make Stuff Up As You Go - A crash course in creative faking.
• The Lost Art of Forgetting Where You Put Your Keys - Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to remember anyway.