The Greatest Puns Ever Written by Me

Chapter 1: The Puns of Puns

Behold, mortal, the puns of puns, the greatest puns that have ever been written by me, the pun-master extraordinaire!

Here are some of my favorites:

• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why was the bicycle in the movie theater? It was a real bike-ride.
• Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

Chapter 2: Puns of the Future

But wait, there's more! Here are some puns that are out of this world:

• Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

And here's a special bonus pun for you:

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

Don't forget to check out:

The Worst Puns Ever Written by Me

The Puns I Stole from My Grandma

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

The Puns I Inherited from My Uncle Bob