The Store Prophets

The Social Media

Welcome, disciples! Come for the prophecies, stay for the discounts.

We're the Store Prophets, here to guide you through the vast expanse of consumerism.

Follow us on:

• Prophetic Purchases
• Discount Divine Intervention
• Treasure Temptations

Or, if you insist on doing things the old-fashioned way:

• Email Exorcisms
• Phone Prophesies