Welcome to the Dysfunction Diagnostic, where we'll try to figure out why everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
Case Study: John "The Unlucky" Smith, age 32, married with 3 kids, and a penchant for bad luck.
* Woke up on the wrong side of the bed
* Spilled coffee on his shirt
* Got stuck in a 3-hour meeting
* Ate the last donut in the break room
Diagnosis: John's life is a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
1. Change the bed
2. Buy a coffee mug
3. Learn to use the microwave
* Pray to the coffee gods for forgiveness
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