Are you tired of actually solving problems? Do you want to spend your time filling out forms and attending meetings instead? Look no further! The Dysfunctional Diagnostic: Deflection Techniques is here to teach you the art of doing nothing.
Learn how to say 'I'll get right on it' while secretly doing nothing.
Next Lesson: Passing the BuckDiscover how to turn every question into a tangent about something unrelated.
Next Lesson: Diversionary TechniquesMaster the art of sending emails that say nothing but take up 10 pages.
Next Lesson: Red Tape TacticsLearn to pass your work off on someone else and then complain when they don't do it right.
Next Lesson: Blame ShiftingAvoid actually solving problems by creating more problems to deal with.
Next Lesson: Procrastination By DesignRemember, deflection is a lifelong journey. The key is to never actually finish anything.
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