Step 1: Gather Data
Collect as much information as possible about the problem.
Interview witnesses, examine evidence, and consult with experts.
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Get to the root of any problem, no matter how deep it's buried.
Our expert team of dysfunctional detectives will leave no stone unturned, no couch unflipped.
Advanced Diagnostic Tools Root Canal ExplorationCollect as much information as possible about the problem.
Interview witnesses, examine evidence, and consult with experts.
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Look for patterns, correlations, and inconsistencies.
Use your keen eye for detail and your extensive knowledge of statistics.
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Based on your analysis, identify the root cause of the problem.
Be prepared to defend your findings, but don't get too attached.
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