Unrealistic Expectations

Where dreams go to die.

Caution: This is not your therapist

Unrealistic Expectations is a place where you can come to learn that your hopes and dreams are probably not going to come true.

Here's what's on offer:

• Unattainable Goals: Where you can learn about the impossible.
• Sky-High Aspirations: Because who needs oxygen when you can dream of flying?
• Fantasy Relationships: Because who needs human connection when you can have a fantasy partner?

Or, you know, just stay home, eat ice cream, and watch Netflix. That sounds about right.

Disclaimer: This site is not responsible for any damage done to your mental health. Or your wallet. Or your relationships. Or your self-esteem. Or your sense of purpose. Or your cat. Or your houseplants. Or your car. Or your credit score. Or your... Okay, you get the idea.