Why Bother?

Because, let's face it, life's a real downer. Sometimes you just need to give up. And by "sometimes," we mean always.

The Art of Quitting

1. Make up an excuse
2. Blame it on someone else
3. Claim it's not your fault
4. Quit without warning
5. Leave a cryptic voicemail

Quit Like a Pro

Quitting's not just about throwing in the towel, it's an art form. A delicate dance of abandonment and regret.

			// Quitting Code
			# Quit with finesse
			function quitWithStyle() {
				console.log("I'm outta here!");
				window.close();
			}