The Gouda Guide to Not Being a Hero

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

In a world where heroes roam free, it's refreshing to know that not every hero is created equal. Sometimes, you just need to be a hero of leisure, of procrastination, and of utter laziness.

Subchapter 1.1: The Gouda Method

Step 1: Wake up in the middle of the night and wonder why you're still awake.

Step 2: Stumble out of bed and stagger to the kitchen for a snack.

Step 3: Realize you're out of snacks and wonder if the world is ending.

Continue to Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Perks of Being Late

Life's too short, or so they say. In reality, it's just too short for punctuality. Learn to love being fashionably late with our expert guidance.

Subchapter 2.1: The Art of Apologies

A good apology is like a warm hug for the soul. Learn how to make it up to the people you've wronged, or at least how to feign regret.

But first, take a break and grab some lunch. The Gouda Meal

Chapter 3: The Comforting Comfort Food

When the world gets tough, sometimes you just need a good meal to soothe the soul. Or a bad meal, we won't judge.

Subchapter 3.1: The Gouda Guide to Eating for Comfort

Eat your feelings, literally. Learn how to cook, or how to order, the perfect meal for when life gives you lemons.

But don't worry, we won't turn you into a hero. How-to-Hero

Chapter 4: The Right Way to Be a Hero

Just kidding, we're not going to do that. You'll figure it out on your own. Or not.