Welcome to the Justification Industrial Complex, where the art of justifying anything and everything is taken to an absurdly high level. Here, the boundaries between reality and justification are blurred, and the line between a good idea and a bad one is constantly shifting.
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Don't let the haters bring you down! Let us help you justify your way to the top of the corporate ladder, or at least to the top of your couch, where you can justify eating that whole pizza by yourself.
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