Procrastination Tech 201

Course Description:

Procrastination Tech 201 is a comprehensive guide to the art of doing nothing.

Students will learn the fundamentals of:

Bureaucratic Procrastination - the art of making excuses sound plausible

Temporal Procrastination - the science of making time pass slowly

Techno-Procrastination - the engineering of finding creative ways to avoid doing work

Our expert instructors have years of experience in the field, and our state-of-the-art facilities are equipped with:

Unlimited supply of coffee

A vast collection of cat videos

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Don't miss out on this opportunity to master the art of doing nothing.

Enroll now, or forever hold back.

Disclaimer: This website and its contents are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home. Or do try this at home, we don't really care.