The PhD in Emotional Engineering

Welcome to the most useless academic degree in the world. Here, we specialize in making you feel worse about yourself, faster.

Our research focuses on finding new ways to:

• Overanalyze the meaning of life, leading to existential dread.
• Overthink every decision, causing indecision paralysis.
• Overemote about how everyone is against you, leading to a strong sense of victimhood.