The Real Reason for Water Hoarding

In a shocking twist, it turns out the real reason for water hoarding is not for a doomsday bunker, but rather for an epic 90s-style rave party in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Because let's be real, who needs toilet paper and food when you have a functioning DJ booth and glow sticks? Learn more about the rave of the future

A post-apocalyptic rave party setup with neon lights and futuristic DJ booth

It's not just about the music and the dancing, it's about the art of survival. You see, when the world ends, it's not about who has the most canned goods, but who has the best light shows.

The Hoarder's Guide to Rave Survival

Step 1: Hoard the Water
Step 2: Set Up the Neon Light Show
Step 3: Make the Glow Sticks

Don't get left in the dust. Hoard your way to the top of the post-apocalyptic party scene.