The Sock Recovery Manifesto

In a world where socks go missing at an alarming rate, it's time for a revolution.

We demand the return of our missing socks! No more solo sock drawer, no more mismatched pairs, no more Sock-Eating Monster under the bed.

Read on to discover the 7 Core Principles of the Sock Recovery Movement:

Core Principle 1: Acknowledge the Sock Suffering

We recognize the trauma and emotional distress caused by lost socks. It's not just a laundry issue, it's a human rights crisis.

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Core Principle 2: Demand Sock Accountability