Unrelated Footnotes
For those who insist on being pedantic, here are some extra tidbits that didn't make it into the main text:
- The phrase "The Treasure of Despair" was first coined by a group of disappointed anthropologists in the 1920s.
- Some claim to have seen the treasure in a vision, but it's probably just the side effects of a bad burrito.
- It's been said that if you stare into the void of The Treasure of Despair for too long, you'll lose all sense of purpose.
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