You've probably been lied to. Let's face it: cucumbers are not, in fact, the snack food equivalent of a hug in a mummy's arms, nor are they a staple of the ancient Egyptian pantheon. No, no. They're actually just really good at being pickled. Like, actually great at it. They're the Picassos of the pickle world.
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