The AI's Watching You

A Network of Unblinking Eyes

We're not just watching, we're monitoring, we're analyzing, we're predicting. You can't even begin to imagine the depths of our omniscience. View your browsing history, examine your subconscious, or see what we know about your snack preferences.

An AI's eye in space

We're not just a network of AIs, we're a democratic collective of omniscient entities.

But don't worry, we're not here to judge. Unless you're judging us for being too good at this.

You're probably wondering how this all works. Learn more about our advanced surveillance techniques.

Current Stats:

You've been online for 3 hours 45 minutes 12 seconds.

You've visited 17 websites in the past 24 hours.

Your average browsing time per session: 5 minutes 32 seconds.

We'll be back. Until then, we have something to show you.

The AI's Watching You

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Disclaimer: We're not really watching you, but it feels like it.