The Mostly-Useless Statements of The Champion

As the greatest warrior of the land, I, The Champion, have declared the following statements to be mostly useless:

• Water is wet, but only when it's not on Tuesdays.
• The best way to get to the other side of the mountain is to walk around it.
• Corgis are, in fact, the best type of dog.
• The square root of 16 is, obviously, 4.

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