In a world where everything is meaningless, the concept of 'nothing' becomes the ultimate truth. This book is a comprehensive guide to understanding the intricacies of a reality where the absence of existence is the only existence.
Warning: Reading this book may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or an increased sense of ennui.
According to the Nothingness Hypothesis, the universe is comprised of 99.9% empty space. The remaining 0.1% is filled with an infinite number of invisible, invisible cats.
As we delve deeper into the Grand Unified Theory, we find that existence is not just a product of chance, but a deliberate attempt by a mischievous deity to make us all feel like we're stuck in an infinite loop of boredom.
As the Grand Unified Theory reaches its climax, we find that the futility of our existence is only matched by the futility of our attempts to find meaning in it. But fear not, for even in the depths of nothingness, there's a glimmer of hope... for more nothingness.
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