The Mullet Heist Theory is a radical reimagining of the world's most heinous crime: the mullet haircut. A crime that has plagued humanity for centuries, leaving a trail of bad hair in its wake.
Our research team has been digging deep into the roots of this phenomenon, and we've discovered the shocking truth: the mullet is not just a haircut, it's a social engineering experiment gone horribly wrong.
From the ancient Egyptians to the modern-day "businessmen," the mullet has been used as a tool for control, manipulation, and mind-numbing blandness. But we won't let it stand.
Join us on our quest for truth, as we uncover the darkest secrets of The Mullet Heist Theory.
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