The age-old question: "Why, oh why, do we love fries so much?"
Well, let's face it: fries are the answer to all of life's greatest mysteries. Need a comfort food that's both satisfying and filling? Fries are the answer. Want a snack that's both crunchy and delicious? Fries are the answer. Even the apocalypse? Fries are the answer (we've been preparing for that one, too).
"Fries: the answer to all of life's greatest questions." - A wise and just person, probably.
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