The President's Budget Re-Justification

After careful consideration, I have decided to re-justify the national budget to reflect the true values of our great nation.

• Budget For Bling: Because Who Doesn't Love Sparkly Things?
• More Space For Space Programs: Because We're Still Trying to Get It Together
• For The Love Of Bacon: Because Priorities

Highlights of the new budget:

• Increased funding for national bling collection: Because who doesn't love sparkly things?
• More space for space programs: Because we're still trying to get it together
• Bacon for all: Because priorities
• Free hugs for everyone: Because who needs a national debt when you have love?