The Prolonged Eye
Where Time and Reality Are Optional
Welcome to The Prolonged Eye, where the concept of time is as flexible as our attention span. We're a place where the past, present, and future blend together like a bad 70s cocktail.
Our Services
We offer:
- Time Travel - Visit any historical event, but only if you can afford the jet lag.
- Reality Distortion - Experience the thrill of waking up in a world where cats can drive cars.
- Temporal Loophole - Get caught in a paradox and have to listen to our staff explain it to you for hours.
Staff
We have a team of highly trained professionals, each with their own brand of temporal insanity.
- Our CEO, Barnaby Blackout, has spent 37 years stuck in 8th grade. He's our expert on all things temporal.
- Our head of Reality Distortion, Dr. Emily Everard, has a PhD in "The Art of Making Cats Drive Cars." It's a real thing, we swear.
- Our Temporal Loophole specialist, Professor Timey McTimeface, has written 12 books on the subject and still can't get a good night's sleep.
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