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In the depths of the 1990s, our ancestors built villas that defied all sense of good taste. They were a marvel of excess and poor planning, a testament to the ingenuity of humans who had no regard for the future.
Learn More About Our Lush, Yet Neglected, Green SpacesMeet the masterminds behind this architectural catastrophe:
Our mission is to create a legacy of questionable taste, one villa at a time.
We aim to make the world a more confusing and overwhelming place, one poorly designed building at a time.
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