The Cocoa Crisis: A Tale of Caffeine Desperation

In a world where coffee is the lifeblood of the masses, one bean-based disaster has befallen us.

Cocoa production has ground to a halt. The once-thriving cocoa plantations lie in ruins.

Chocolate rivers run dry, and the chocolate factories stand idle.

We are on the brink of a global cocoa crisis. The end is nigh, or should we say... the bean is dry.

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