It seems you're experiencing a crisis of existence.
We're not talking about just any crisis. This one's existential. Like, seriously, it gets pretty real.
The Hard Problem of Being is a state of profound self-awareness and utter confusion.
You know the one where the meaning of life is not quite as clear as the meaning of your cat's existential dread.
Don't worry, it's not just you. We're all stuck here.
But seriously, would you like some help with this or do you want to wallow in your existential dread a bit longer?