You've been stuck in this infinite loop of doing nothing for 427 days, 3 hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds.
It's not just a paradox, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of watching cat videos, playing video games, and eating Cheetos.
But don't worry, you're not alone. There are others like you, stuck in this never-ending cycle of procrastination.
Want to see their faces? Click here for our hall of fame.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try these procrastination tips to try and break the cycle.
Or, if all else fails, just click here for our support group. We have a support group, because who needs a social life?