Slime is not just a gooey substance that sticks to everything, it's a fundamental force of nature. Our research team of snails has dedicated their lives to studying the properties of slime, and we're here to share our findings with you.
Slime Dynamics
The viscosity of slime can range from 100-500 Pascals, depending on the amount of time spent watching reruns of "Days of our Lives".
Types of Slime
We've identified five distinct types of slime:
- Type A Slime (the most common type, characterized by its tendency to stick to anything that's not moving)
- Type B Slime (the rarest type, found only on the darkest, most humid days)
- Type C Slime (the most aggressive type, will stick to anything that's even thinking about moving)
- Type D Slime (the most fashionable type, only sticks to the latest trends)
- Type E Slime (the most elusive type, can only be found on Tuesdays during leap years)
We're still studying Type E, so don't even think about trying to find it, you'll just end up stuck.
Slime Applications
Slime has many practical uses, including:
- Art projects
- Cooking (add a dash of slime to any recipe for an extra kick)
- Home decor (slime-based wall art is all the rage)
- Escape routes (slime is a great way to slow down pursuers)
We're still waiting for funding to continue our research, if you have any spare cash, send it our way.