The Theory of Time-Traveling Toilets

In our groundbreaking research, we've discovered that toilets have a direct link to the space-time continuum.

prophets have predicted that a toilet's flush frequency can alter the fabric of time itself. The more often a toilet is flushed, the more likely it is to warp the local timeline.

The Three Laws of Temporal Porcelain

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• Law 1: For every 5th flush, a temporal echo is created, manifesting as a brief, flickering light in the mirror.
• Law 2: Toilets with more than 10 flushes within a 3-minute span are at risk of creating a localized temporal loop.
• Law 3: A single, well-placed toilet paper roll can reset the entire timeline, but only if it's been properly aligned with the celestial alignments.

Join our research team and help us unravel the mysteries of temporal porcelain!

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