In our latest breakthrough, we've discovered that artificially inducing paralysis in oneself can be a highly effective method of procrastination.
By creating an endless loop of 'just one more minute' thoughts, we've managed to turn even the most productive of individuals into sloths.
Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob) have developed a patented technology that can generate an infinite series of tasks that are 'just 5 minutes away from completion.'
Join us on our journey to explore the uncharted territories of procrastination and discover the secret to achieving true productivity... not.