It was a typical Monday morning when the unthinkable happened. Our intrepid time traveler, Professor Peculiar, set off on a mission to visit ancient Egypt. But when he returned, his donut was nowhere to be found.
Theories abound, but the truth remains a mystery. Was it the work of a rogue time-traveling bandit? A cleverly disguised ancient Egyptian trap?
Read the Paradoxical Explanation for a deeper dive into the mind-bending implications of this event.
View the Investigation Report for a blow-by-blow account of the evidence collected.