Therapy Through Trivia

prophets of unfulfilled dreams

• What is the airspeed of unrequited love?
• Is the speed of despair a constant or variable?
• Can you be in two places at once?

prophets of trivial existence

• What is the average airspeed of a falling cat?
• Can you be a prophet in your own mind?
• Is the answer to the ultimate question 42 or 43?

Therapist's Notes

Session notes: client is still confused, still sad, still unfulfilled.

Next session: same time, same place, different disappointment.

Prescribed: 1000 hours of listening to elevator music, 500 hours of watching reruns of "The Price is Right".