Thermal Underwear for the Fashionably Insane
Because your current underwear is just a fire hazard in the making.
Get ready to sweat in style with our line of thermal underwear designed by the world's leading (completely fictional) experts in extreme thermoregulation.
Don't settle for boring underwear! Choose from a variety of colors and styles, including:
- Fireproof
- Heat-reflective
- Insulated
- Molten Lava Proof