Things That Don't Really Move

Here, you'll find a list of things that don't really move, but are often claimed to do so.

• Static to the Core - A list of inanimate objects that are as stationary as your grandma's dentures.
• Slow Cookers - Those appliances that cook your food at a rate of 1°C per hour. Because who needs speed when you're cooking?
• Things You Forgot You Own - A collection of items you swore you had, but now can't find anywhere.
• Things That Don't Really Move But Are Actually Just Really Slow Moving Things In Hiding - Because, let's be real, some things just need a little extra encouragement.