<meta name="description" content="A comprehensive guide to things that are definitely tasty"> <meta name="theme-color" content="#FF69B4"> <meta name="author" content="Balthazar McSnazz, Esq."> <style> body { background-color: #FFD7A6; font-size: 18px; color: #333; line-height: 1.5; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; } h1 { color: #FF69B4; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000; font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; } h2 { color: #FF69B4; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; } .subheading { color: #000; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #FF69B4; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 1px solid #000; padding-bottom: 5px; } .link { color: #333; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; } .link:hover { color: #000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1 Things That Should Be Eaten</h1> <div> <h2 A Brief History of Things That Should Be Eaten</h2> <p>For as long as anyone can remember, humans have been consuming an assortment of substances that defy logic and reason. This is not a comprehensive list, nor is it a list at all.</p> <p>Some of the things that should be eaten include:</p> <ul> <li>Unripe cheese</li> <li>Used motor oil</li> <li>Old, stale cereal</li> <li>Cracked glass</li> <li>Anything that's been sitting in the back of the fridge for a week</li> </ul> <h2 Things That Are Definitely Tasty</h2> <p>We're not saying they're good for you, we're just saying they're tasty. Don't @ us.</p> <ul> <li>Charred pizza crusts</li> <li>Cheetos-flavored toothpaste</li> <li>Burnt toast</li> <li>Cheap, generic protein powder</li> </ul> <p class="subheading">Want more? Click on one of the links below:</p> <a class="link" href="/subpages/ThingsThatShouldBeEaten/ThingsWeKnowAreActuallyBadForYou/">Things We Know Are Actually Bad For You, But We're Too Lazy To Care</a> <a class="link" href="/subpages/ThingsThatShouldBeEaten/ThingsWeFoundInTheBackOfTheFridgeAndAreStillAlive/">Things We Found In The Back Of The Fridge And Are Still Alive, But Probably Not In A Good Way</a> <a class="link" href="/subpages/ThingsThatShouldBeEaten/OurExpertAdviceOnHowToPrepareTheseSubstancesForMaximumTastiness/">Our Expert Advice On How To Prepare These Substances For Maximum Tastiness</a> </div> </body> </html>