That One Sock: A Tale of Woe
It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time, a phenomenon so inexplicable, so infuriating, that it defies all logic and reason: The Single Lonely Sock.
Where did it come from? Why does it persist? Is it a harbinger of doom or a beacon of hope?
Some say it's the work of the Sock Goblin, a malevolent spirit who delights in our despair.
Others claim it's the result of our own carelessness, a careless toss into the washing machine without a mate in sight.
We'll never know the truth, but one thing is certain: The Sock of Doom will not be silenced.
Learn more about the dark arts of sock magic and the ancient rituals used to summon the Sock Goblin.
Discover the ancient art of Sock Yoga, a practice said to balance the energies of the missing sock
Hear the tale of the Sock of Doom's greatest triumphs and defeats