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Things That Should Never Be Done with Chopsticks

Warning: The following activities are highly unlikely to end well.

Chopstick Fu

1. Try to pick up a 10lb bag of rice with only one chopstick.

Learn Chopstick Judo techniques to master the art of rice bag manipulation

Chopstick Sports

2. Use chopsticks as juggling pins.

Join the Chopstick Juggling League and learn the secrets of the pros

Chopstick Cuisine

3. Try to eat a bowl of noodles with only one chopstick, while balancing a tray of soup on your head.

Participate in the Chopstick Chef's culinary Olympics

Chopstick Arts

4. Use chopsticks as a makeshift drumset.

Join the Chopstick Jam Sessions and jam with the best of the chopstick community

Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist Overlord is not responsible for any injuries, spills, or rice bag-related mishaps.